Clumsily combining Magic: The Gathering with cockfighting, tonight's episode was lacking in solid storylines and consistent humor - but I guess it could have been worse.Firemione Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. IGN gave "Cock Magic" a " 6.5" rating saying: " Sometimes you can sort of tell when Matt and Trey are struggling to come up with an idea for a new South Park episode, and this week's "Cock Magic" definitely felt like an eleventh-hour mashup. Players of Magic tend to get obsessive about the game, resulting in a strict limit on the number of tournament contestants as recently as yesterday." Most people agree that forcing roosters to fight each other to the death is wrong, and folks have been arrested for it as recently as last week. But the stories have been the same for years. Stan decides to help the girls' volleyball team and the episode ends with the South Park team playing against McNuggets in a hybrid of volleyball and Magic: The Gathering.ĪV Club gave "Cock Magic" a " A-" rating saying: " To be fair, two of “Cock Magic”’s three storytelling pillars-cockfighting, Magic: The Gathering, and, um, penis magic shows-actually do pop up quite a bit in the news. The next day, the boys again discuss the previous night's events. This distracts the cops and all the people who were involved in the cock magic fights use this chance to escape. Suddenly, Randy is on stage and he performs his cock magic.
When asked how they were found, Yates tells them that there were fliers. Kenny almost beats him when the cops bust in and tell everyone to freeze.
Kenny takes the place of McNuggets in the fight against Gadnuk. Stan is at the volleyball game, although he is on the phone with Cartman who tells him about the game. The boys are intimidated by a rooster named Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds. The owner makes them pay ten dollars to get in. That night, the boys, except for Stan, go to Panda Express for Cock Magic. Yates arrests the mother of the kindergartner who had called the police, accusing her of making a false Cock Magic report. Sergeant Yates investigates Randy's Cock Magic, misunderstanding the tricks as the underground rooster fights. Stan makes a rather funny joke about the volleyball team only to find out Wendy is the captain of the team. The coach of the girls' volleyball team talks about the turnout and tries to get people interested. The next day, Randy performs Cock Magic at a kindergartner's birthday party, successfully scaring the children.Īt South Park Elementary, the boys talk about McNuggets' win. A business man gives them an address to the "big leagues". However, he talks her out of it.Īt the City Wok, McNuggets fights another rooster and wins. Randy is practicing his Cock Magic in the bathroom and Sharon Marsh catches him. The boys go to a poultry dealer, and select a young chicken and name him " McNuggets". Stuart McCormick, who answers the door, knows nothing.Īt the Marsh Residence, the boys are lectured by Randy Marsh, who believes Cock Magic is when you perform tricks with your penis. Meanwhile, Harrison Yates and another cop visit the McCormick Residence to ask about the Cock Magic fights going around. The next day, at M Burgers, Kenny displays doubts about the roosters' happiness and the others decide to buy a rooster and train him with Kenny's Magic: The Gathering skills. They go down to the basement and find many people betting on Cock Magic.Ĭock Magic is when roosters play Magic: The Gathering. Tuong Lu Kim makes them pay five dollars to get in. That night, the boys find that the "hardcore shit" is at City Wok. The school janitor overhears the boys and entices them with "real man shit" and gives them an address. She begins to talk about the Volleyball game and is quickly dismissed by Stan. Wendy Testaburger walks by and is asked by Stan Marsh if she had heard about "last night". The next day, the boys are still discussing the previous night's "fight", citing it's carnage and ruthlessness. When he finally does, he is expertly defeated by Kenny. The boys and other South Park townsfolk watch in suspense as Slaughterhouse picks his card. It turns out that Kenny and Slaughterhouse are simply playing Magic: The Gathering. However, all of the boys are too busy because of the upcoming fight between Kenny and a person named Slaughterhouse. PlotĪt South Park Elementary, some of the girls on the Volleyball team are handing out fliers for the game. There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
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